Roast jokes dating the boss

If you want the relationship to move forward, find deeper areas where you can reach him and inspire him.

Why would he be having these sexy, flirtatious conversations with these other women?

Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. _______________________________________________ Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a cockroach. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. whether you’re here or not.” ________________________________________________ The Divorce A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. ” The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. “The AIRBAG.” ________________________________________________ Do you know Shit?? " Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said, "I always do." ________________________________________________ "Daddy Died" A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.

He took a bite and said, “Johnny these are so good.” As he finished cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! ” A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.

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