These side-splitting online profiles can be witty, crazy, or just plain stupid, but at least they’re memorable. A lot of guys paint a picture of their ideal date — dinner, movie, makeout session, etc.
But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.
Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what's gone?
Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.
Some, put up things about themselves, while others come up with funny one liners.
You can also give a personal touch to these headlines, because everyone's profile has something unique about them.
• My soul mate's gonna be my only property; guys who can commit unconditionally only need apply.
These dating headlines may seem a little over the top, but gone are the days when the profiles read, 'Looking for true love', 'where's my prince charming? Do update your profile every now and then, as people get bored of seeing the same things over and over again.
If you’ve been active on a dating site for a while, you know most dating profiles look very similar to one another.