Here’s a list of our favorite categories for the lads—try to figure out which mark you left on us ladies. The Budding Alcoholic The stench of vodka wafts to you from at least seven feet away. This guy hasn’t had a sober night since he arrived here. He’s so preoccupied with figuring out how to get punched that he probably won’t notice you waving at him. The Guy Who’s Three Years Older Than Everyone Where have you been? Somehow, his gap year turned into a couple of years…but you keep him in your contacts because he can buy alcohol and you can’t. The Guy Who’s Three Years Younger Than Everyone At first you probably thought he was a late bloomer—until you found out he’s actually just fifteen.
He’s probably even made a few pit stops at UHS, but it’s really a point of pride for him. Somehow, his brain just developed a lot better and faster than yours.
But somehow, he always forgets to mention that he’s only on the club team… The Recruited Athlete Never without an entourage, this boy lives and breathes his sport. At the drop of a hat, this boy will recite his scores better than most people can say the Pledge of Allegiance.
He needs his team and his team gear like we mortals need air. Not to mention that he has his resume always on hand and business cards stuffed in all his back pockets. We’re all in the same boat, so please find a new topic before we cast you adrift. The Foreigner He has the best accent and you hate that he keeps asking you questions, because all you want to do is hear him talk.
It's one thing to go to a four-year university, graduate with a degree and get a successful job.
Trust me, I commend anyone that does that and encourage all of you to do so.
If you confront him without his equally tall and muscular teammates, he’s a deer in headlights who’s simply lost. As soon as you meet, he rattles off his four classes and proceeds to drone on about how difficult his four p-sets were last night. He could talk about quantum mechanics and you would feign interest so that he doesn’t shut up.
You saw him at the occasional entryway meeting during Opening Days, but now he's holed up in his room and his HSA laundry has been sitting in front of his door for the last week. He loves it, he’s proud of it, and he wants you to know it. The sad thing is that he’s better at math than you are; he’s even taking the harder class. The Score Dropper Could he be any prouder of his SAT score? I’ve been dating him for a few years and I still don’t know very much about sneakers, but I’m learning a little bit every day. If he wears these on a date: He’s got gogogo high energy. (Don’t worry if he fidgets; he Like: Vans, Eras, Nike SB Dunks, DVS This guy: Doesn’t give a f*ck and just wants to be comfortable. It doesn’t mean he’s a skater — and since skaters don’t give a f*ck about anything, they don’t get mad if non-skaters wear their shoes. ” I continued interviewing him about Sperrys and Air Jordans but made him promise not to yell at me anymore. He doesn’t care about fashion — he is more concerned with comfort and efficiency over style. He won’t be able to sit still even when he’s sitting still.She's a hard worker and she chooses to be because of her own personal standards.She is independent and she is the perfect alpha woman.Try to pick up on clues like how often he smiles or the way he talks to his friends.